
Haven: MINE!
[Haven busts out in song]: hape duyas (happy birthday) to haven... hape duyas to..
Me Interrupts: No. your birthday is AFTER Christmas.
Haven: oh...
Me: Whose birthday is on Christmas?
Haven: SANTA CAUSE!
Me: hahah no...
Haven: YES!
Me: No bud, it's Jesus's birthday.
Haven: NO SANTA'S!
[jen and i hang our heads in shame]
it took another couple minutes to convince him it wasn't Santa's birthday.